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Mr. left

Harmless lunatic seeks unattainable and likely nonexistent un-stereotypical female with low (enough) standards for friendship, romance and who knows what.

Hobbies

pole dancing, target practice, computers, internet, killing zombies, television, writing, gardening, music

Body Type

overweight

Movies

comedy, indie, nothing but porn, sci-fi, action, horror

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

blue

Hair Color

light brown, depends on the day of the week

Ethnicity

Vulcan, Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married

Have Kids

no - do not want kids

Education Level

high school grad

Profession

Other

Income level

$25,000-$50,000, that's private

Do you smoke?

daily, socially, chain smoker, like a chimney

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

alone, on a pirate ship, in a van down by the river

Socially, I am

comic relief, a couch potato, home body, anti-social, loner

Political Views

not interested in politics

Food Related

Japanese, Spicy, Chinese, French, Italian, Omnivore, Carnivore, Vegetarian, Chocoholic, Indian

Personality

pirate, redneck, total slacker, loner, nerd, professional, coffeeholic, punk, geek, white trash, introvert

Individuality

pirate at heart, cougar, cougar lover, psychic, tattoos, mime

Religious Views

Not Religious

Drugs

never

I'm looking for

the yin to my yang, dating, travel companion, miss right, relationship, romance, friends - with benefits, soulmate, friends only, miss right now, something REALLY hot, conversation

My Sign

i was born in april, taurus : april 20-may 20

Pets

Targ, Tribbles, Rock, Sehlat

Gender

Male

Hair Style

undetectable toupee, short hair

Fitness & Sports

pole dancing, cycling

Groups:

North Florida ; Panhandle Area ; Beach Lover ; Boating ; Fishing ; Sailing ; Sunning ; Water Sports

Seeking

Woman

Height

No preference

Weight

No preference

Age

No preference

Location

No preference

Do they smoke?

420, chain smoker, cigarettes, cigars, clove cigarettes, daily, hookah, like a chimney, only when I drink, socially

Gender

Female, Not Sure

Have Kids

no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house

Orientation

asexual, bisexual, celibate, straight

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